So You've Had a Bad Day
Everyone has bad days, and sometimes you feel like there's no way that anyone could have had a worse day than you. Guess again! If you've suffered through a trying 24 hours, take a look at these cats who have obviously faced far worse.
After struggling with my human to avoid wearing this dinosaur costume, I've lost the battle and now have to suffer a humiliating photoshoot so that my humiliation can be shared with countless Facebook and Instagram followers.
Good Idea at The Time
Sneaking out of the house while the humans were leaving to go to the movies seemed like a good idea at the time. Wasn't expecting the white stuff to be this cold, though. How long does a "movie" last, anyway?
Stop Pushing Me About!
One minute I was just minding my own business, the next I'm kidnapped into this ridiculous looking pram, getting pushed about by an insane toddler who thinks force feeding me out of a bottle is my idea of fun. Why oh why does this always happen to me?
I Could Just SCREAM!!!!!!
How come these people STILL don't understand what my mews mean? I mean, do I have to spell it out that this cat food is the WORST? I'm sick of being polite in my requests...I just wanna scream!!!
Soaked Through And Through
Seriously, did you have to go so crazy on the suds? I'm freezing, and wet, and watching my dignity go down the drain. Life totally sucks right now.
I Don't Want no Pigeons!
What the....is this some kind of a joke? I mean, where does this pigeon get off thinking they can just go and sit on me like that?
Oh yes that's it, squeeze me into a sweater two sizes too small and sit me next to this dufus. Just what I've always wanted from life.
Hey, last time I check catching mice wasn't illegal? And now you've called me in to take my mug shot?
I'll Easter You!
For the last time, why do I have to keep on telling you I'm a CAT...not the Easter bunny. Isn't it time we finally set the record straight?
Oh man, I was just trying to have a little peek at that foxy feline next door, and now look at me! A head wedged in a trellis is not a good look for any tom.
I never said I wanted to go shopping! And now not only do you drag me to the shops, but wheel me around in this stupid looking thing? What is someone sees me? My life is over.
If Only I Could Read
Hmmm....I have a suspicious feeling I shouldn't be up here. That sign looks kinda dangerous. If only I could read human and work out how to get down from here...
When will I learn that I just can't hold my drink! I shouldn't have had that last beer and now I can't even lift my head and have no idea how to get home.
Feeling a Bit Chicken
So let me get this straight, I'm supposed to be catching birds and now you dress me as a chicken? What are you, some special kind of twisted?
Seriously, though? I don't discuss politics with you, so why are you forcing them on me? And I mean literally. In the form of a Donald Trump wig. Made out of my own hair.
Cats usually have it pretty good - we show them lots of love and shower them with treats. But sometimes being a cat is not all it's cracked up to be. Feeling thankful that we don't have to deal with most of this? Yup, we definitely are.